What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

Watch an asteroid the size of an aircraft carrier make a close pass of Earth on June 5 - Space

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

-mwahh

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

F1 in Spain: Now that was a lapse in judgment - Ars Technica

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”